Folks gather,stand in th crowd watching
They come by,band playing
War heros
Everyone cheers
But there's folks in that crowd jealous
"Who are they to be given this attention?" they're thinking
These people gain Internet access,find survivor websites,loudly exclaim victimhood.
Suddenly they become heros too
No-one questions their victimhood
It's a freebie
And of all the folks out there with degrees & offices not a one will speak of this phenomenon