Okay, lets take this in a completely different direction.....

Texas Doctor Says" Listening to Adele Makes You Gay" So does listening to Bruce Springsteen makes you straight?

Seems I've got to have a change of scene
Every night I have the strangest dreams
Imprisoned by the way it could have been
Left here on my own or so it seems
I've got to leave before I start to scream
Joe Cocker