Body Piercings, especially....down there!
Facial Piercings
Tattoos on wrinkled skin
Men's beards with food in them
Ear hair in men
Nose hair in men
Facial hair on women
Shaved pubic hair, either gender
Seems I've got to have a change of scene
Every night I have the strangest dreams
Imprisoned by the way it could have been
Left here on my own or so it seems
I've got to leave before I start to scream
Joe Cocker