Oh (((SoccerStar))) you poor guy. I had a day like that once but it was at the other end. Couldn't make it to the bathroom...all over my pants and the floor....OMG it was awfull. I went home, but that put it on the seat of the car and...well I'll stop there. But you know you're not alone....even in this buddy, you're not alone.
"Listen as your day unfolds
Challenge what the future holds
Try and keep your head up to the sky
Lovers, they may cause you tears
Go ahead release your fears
Stand up and be counted
Don't be ashamed to cry " -Des'ree