Oh (((SoccerStar))) you poor guy. I had a day like that once but it was at the other end. Couldn't make it to the bathroom...all over my pants and the floor....OMG it was awfull. I went home, but that put it on the seat of the car and...well I'll stop there. But you know you're not alone....even in this buddy, you're not alone.

Jude
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"When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown, the dream is gone
And I have become comfortably numb."
Pink Floyd