Oh (((SoccerStar))) you poor guy. I had a day like that once but it was at the other end. Couldn't make it to the bathroom...all over my pants and the floor....OMG it was awfull. I went home, but that put it on the seat of the car and...well I'll stop there. But you know you're not alone....even in this buddy, you're not alone.

Jude
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"But now old friends are acting strange,
they shake their heads, they say I've changed.
Something's lost but something's gained in living every day
....it's life's illusions I recall, I really don't know life at all. "
Joni Mitchell