From online. I'm desperate:

"I got my shingles in December 2009, got a lot of "Shingle Bells", "All The Shingle Ladies"...no good jokes other than my family coming up with nicknames for me."

and

"Yeah, my wife was giving me the shinglebells routine, you can tell by my screen name. So anyway I told her that if she kept it up I was gonna have to leave her. She told me that I would have to frequent the "Shingle's Bars" to find a new wife."


("My mind is going. I can feel it." - HAL, 2001: A Space Odyssey)