Actually D I kinda LIKE it when you're in this state:
"Blerg. Mmmrfleflunk. Gleeberflabafup pffishk kokaboobooblblb."
You're certainly entertaining. A good quality.
You've been prodding my own memories of my most successful relationship years ago. My 6-foot-large boyfriend with a brain the size of a planet had a way of calling me Bitch that was nothing like that expressed in today's venacular. It was gentle, warm, loving...if you can believe that. But there 'tis.
Nicknames just kinda come along. He became a My Very Large Boyfriend...to which he'd chime in he was My HUGE Boyfriend.
Enjoy the ride!