Hot Wheels tracks and space heaters don't mix.
Blue cheese isn't really blue.
Just because garter snakes aren't venomous doesn't mean they won't bite you when you catch them.

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My name is Joe. I am a survivor and a good man. You can count on me.

CB

"[Insert your name here], I am [Chain Breaker]. Do you see that I am your friend? Can you see that you will always be my friend?"
--Wind In His Hair, Dances With Wolves