Hot Wheels tracks and space heaters don't mix.
Blue cheese isn't really blue.
Just because garter snakes aren't venomous doesn't mean they won't bite you when you catch them.

My name is Joe. I am a survivor and a good man. You can count on me.


"[Insert your name here], I am [Chain Breaker]. Do you see that I am your friend? Can you see that you will always be my friend?"
--Wind In His Hair, Dances With Wolves