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#446544 - 09/06/13 02:51 AM Psychiatric Hotline
Jude Offline


Registered: 08/09/12
Posts: 1596
Loc: New England
Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don't press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold.
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Seems I've got to have a change of scene
Every night I have the strangest dreams
Imprisoned by the way it could have been
Left here on my own or so it seems
I've got to leave before I start to scream
Joe Cocker

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#446583 - 09/06/13 06:12 PM Re: Psychiatric Hotline [Re: Jude]
Tyler845 Offline


Registered: 11/04/10
Posts: 276
Loc: U.S.A.
1
2
3,4,5, -

6

smile
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Most Often, The Child Inside Has Better Access To Execute The Flawless Potential Of Self.

Over-Ride Emotional Conflict With Rational Truths

You Are Freer Than You Think - Paul Berteaux

Come unto Me, all ye that Labor, and are Heavy-ladened. I will give you Rest -Jesus Christ

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#456140 - 12/05/13 06:22 PM Re: Psychiatric Hotline [Re: Jude]
gettingstronger Offline


Registered: 09/24/13
Posts: 191
Loc: Virginia
Having listened to Classic Rock for so many years, it's probably a good thing psychiatric hotlines don't have "hold" music.... Pink Floyd, anyone? crazy



Edited by gettingstronger (12/12/13 05:48 PM)
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Never worry about "three steps forward and two steps back." Thirty steps forward and twenty back are still ten steps in the right direction.

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