For Fidex: The muse of all my deepest and most heartfelt writing.
So I woke one Monday morning
Roused by my roommates awful snoring
Grumbling I tossed and turned
Sadly sleep had been adjourned
So to the kitchen I did creep
On zombie feet for want of sleep
I opened cupboards hear and there
And was distressed to find them bare
My blanket wrapped up like a cape
I plotted my unafraid escape
To enter in the world so cruel
In search of cheap hot pocket fuel
Then just as I was leaving
Hell bent on my goody thieving
I did see that spotted bag
Glorious Wonderbread we had
All previous plans did not persist
Once found this treasure nearly missed
So I helped my new friend on his way
"Hop in the toaster," I did say
So I watched it carefully
I did not want it burnt, you see
For toast too done has just one use --
More dark than going good with juice
No fear it popped up crispy golden
To technology I'm quite beholden
For to that I owe this heavenly snack
That will upon my hunger act
Crunchy, munchy, spread with jam
A glass of milk and then-- Ka-bam!
I just sit me down to eat
This morning's fast is now complete.