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#470482 - 09/26/14 12:42 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Still]
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Registered: 02/26/08
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Loc: USA
937. My mother would always fix a fancy table spread for Christmas and Thanksgiving and when company would come over. I would always fart. She would use her fancy lace table cloth to set the table. I would always spill gravy on it no matter how hard I tried not to.

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#472359 - 11/09/14 08:39 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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Registered: 09/24/13
Posts: 271
Loc: Virginia
938. GROSSLY misjudging the depth of a mud puddle seconds before riding a motorcycle through it at full speed. (Still laughing all these years later, and I can still taste the mud!)

GS
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#473906 - 12/22/14 12:50 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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Registered: 12/05/14
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Loc: Idaho
- running your mini bike in the living room is not a good idea

- the damaged furniture from running your mini bike into it in the living room cannot be hidden for long
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#476700 - 02/06/15 09:05 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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Registered: 09/11/14
Posts: 4
Loc: Virginia
939.My mom's new clear, bubble-umbrella will not allow you to float off the back porch roof harmlessly to the ground like Mary Poppins.

940. Stupid plastic bubble umbrellas are not very durable!

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#478653 - 03/09/15 07:00 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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Registered: 01/30/15
Posts: 102
Loc: Luxembourg
941. It only takes five minutes to melt plastic cups in the oven while mum is on the phone.
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#479884 - 03/28/15 07:50 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: shadowkid]
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Registered: 02/13/15
Posts: 22
Loc: Ithaca, NY
Erase his post. Why permit the shadow to remain over the proceedings?
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#487474 - 08/24/15 12:39 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
alone Offline


Registered: 03/05/09
Posts: 60
Garter snakes make your hands smell really bad.


Asking your mother (while company is visiting) why she has a pack of (what you think are) disposable tooth brushes in her purse.


Edited by alone (08/24/15 12:49 AM)

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