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#470482 - 09/26/14 12:42 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Still]
pufferfish Offline

Registered: 02/26/08
Posts: 6875
Loc: USA
937. My mother would always fix a fancy table spread for Christmas and Thanksgiving and when company would come over. I would always fart. She would use her fancy lace table cloth to set the table. I would always spill gravy on it no matter how hard I tried not to.


#472359 - 11/09/14 08:39 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
gettingstronger Offline

Registered: 09/24/13
Posts: 283
Loc: Virginia
938. GROSSLY misjudging the depth of a mud puddle seconds before riding a motorcycle through it at full speed. (Still laughing all these years later, and I can still taste the mud!)

I'm normal. What happened to me wasn't.

#473906 - 12/22/14 12:50 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
iaccus Offline

Registered: 12/05/14
Posts: 291
Loc: Idaho
- running your mini bike in the living room is not a good idea

- the damaged furniture from running your mini bike into it in the living room cannot be hidden for long
Life is pain, marked only at intervals in which the pain is less severe!
My Story

#476700 - 02/06/15 09:05 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
BobdaFarmer61 Offline

Registered: 09/11/14
Posts: 4
Loc: Virginia
939.My mom's new clear, bubble-umbrella will not allow you to float off the back porch roof harmlessly to the ground like Mary Poppins.

940. Stupid plastic bubble umbrellas are not very durable!

#478653 - 03/09/15 07:00 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
GoodKiwi Offline

Registered: 01/30/15
Posts: 102
Loc: Luxembourg
941. It only takes five minutes to melt plastic cups in the oven while mum is on the phone.
The opposite of addiction is not sobriety. It is human connection.

#479884 - 03/28/15 07:50 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: shadowkid]
intochange Offline

Registered: 02/13/15
Posts: 22
Loc: Ithaca, NY
Erase his post. Why permit the shadow to remain over the proceedings?

#487474 - 08/24/15 12:39 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
alone Offline

Registered: 03/05/09
Posts: 61
Garter snakes make your hands smell really bad.

Asking your mother (while company is visiting) why she has a pack of (what you think are) disposable tooth brushes in her purse.

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