B-BYE Cardinal Law
Glad you weren't my paw
A religious freak I saw
Hawaiian Punch dude at your jaw
Noone should be in awe
You won't even get a gig on Hee-Haw
Rats wouldn't even take time to gnaw
Tsktsktsk, no time to see each flaw
Boo frikkety hoo till you're raw
Go be a manicurist for an abuser's claw
Now scram, get out, cry for your maw....
B-BYE Cardinal Law