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#73779 - 05/07/03 12:54 PM Shaddupa Yo Face!
Wuamei Offline
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Registered: 08/19/02
Posts: 2700
Loc: The left turn I should have ta...
Shaddup Your Face

By JOE DOLCE

Album: THE ULTIMATE 80S COLLECTION - Volume Four

Hello, I'ma Guiseppi,
I gottta something speciala for you,
Ready, uno, duo, tres, quatro

When I was a boy just abouta fiftha grade,
Mama used to say don'ta stay out alate
With the badda boys, always shoota pool,
Guiseppi goin-ta flunka school

Boy it make-a me sick, everyting I gotta do
I can'ta getta no kicks, always gotta follow rules
Boy it make-a me sick, just to make-a lousy bucks
Gotta a feela like a fool

And the mama used to say all the time,
What'sa matter you, hey, gotta no respect
Whatta you tink you do, why you looka so sad
Itsa not so bad, Itsa nice-a place,
Ahh shaddupa you face

That'sa my mama, can you remember,
big accordian solo
Ah-hah, play that thing, really nice, really nice

But soona come a day, gonna be-a bigga star
Thenna make a TV shows and the movies,
Getta myself a new car
But still I be myself,
I don'ta wanta to change a ting,
Stilla dance anda sing
And think about the mama, she used to say

What'sa matter you, hey, gotta no respect
Whatta you tink you do, why you looka so sad
Itsa not so bad, Itsa nice-a place,
Ahh shaddupa you face

Mama she said it alla da time,
What'sa matter you, hey, gotta no respect
Whatta you think you do, why you looka so sad
Itsa not so bad, Itsa nice-a place,
Ahh shaddupa you face, Thatsa my mama

Hello everybody,
outs-outta dere in a-radio and a-TV land

Did you know I hadda bigga hitta song in Italy with-a dis, Shaddupa you face
I singa dissa song,
alla my fans applaude, they clappa dere hands
That make-a me-a feel so good

You oughta learna dissa song, itsa realla simple
See, I sing, "What'sa matta you", You sing, "Hey", then I singa the rest
And then at the end we can alla sing "Ah shaddupa you face", OK let'sa try it, really

Uno, duo, tres, quatro
What'sa matta you (Hey),
gotta no respect (Hey)
Whatta you think you do (Hey),
why you looka so sad (Hey)
Itsa not so bad (Hey),
Itsa nice-a place,
Ahh shaddupa you face

That'sa great, we're gonna do-a better this time
What'sa matta you (Hey),
gotta no respect (Hey)
Whatta you tink you do (Hey),
why you looka so sad (Hey)
Itsa not so bad (Hey),
Itsa nice-a place,
Ahh shaddupa you face

OK, one-a time for mama, everybody
What'sa matta you (Hey),
gotta no respect (Hey)
Whatta you tink you do (Hey),
why you looka so sad (Hey)
Itsa not so bad (Hey),
Itsa nice-a place,
Ahh shaddupa you face!

OK that's my personal "comic song for laffs as I take a backhanded tongue in cheek slap at my mother, female authority figures, female perps, mothers, in general, and women in general. (Got one coming for the men too!)

I'd rather just laugh at the song...

Victor

_________________________
"I can't stand pain. It hurts me."
--Daffy Duck

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#73780 - 05/07/03 08:13 PM Re: Shaddupa Yo Face!
Lloydy Offline
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Registered: 04/17/02
Posts: 7071
Loc: England Shropshire
VICTOR !!!!!!

NO

I thought you had TASTE !

Dave

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Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
Henry David Thoreau

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#73781 - 05/08/03 12:40 AM Re: Shaddupa Yo Face!
Wuamei Offline
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Registered: 08/19/02
Posts: 2700
Loc: The left turn I should have ta...
Dave:

I DO have taste.

Sometimes it's just BAD taste! :rolleyes:

Victor

_________________________
"I can't stand pain. It hurts me."
--Daffy Duck

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