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#71831 - 06/19/03 07:59 PM Hope You Guys Chuckle!
Marc Offline
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Registered: 04/25/03
Posts: 256
Loc: Tucson, AZ
Now that gay marriage is legal in Ontario, here are some rules we should follow:

1) On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck for the two grooms to see each other at the gym.

2) Superstition suggests that for good luck the couple should have: Something bold, something flirty, something trashy, something dirty.

3) It's customary at gay and lesbian nuptials for the parents to have an open bar during the entire ceremony.

4) Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms refrain from eating any of the wedding cake because it's all carbs and sugar.

5) It is considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have dated the priest.

6) During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to use glow sticks, flags, whistles or hand held lasers.

7) For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the bouquet is always thrown in the face of a hated rival.

8) The reception hall must have a disco ball and at least 1 go-go dancer.

9) The wedding singer is not allowed to play or sing any of the following: Let's Hear It For the Boy, It's Raining Men or I Will Survive.

10) The father of the Bottom pays for everything!


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#71832 - 06/19/03 09:18 PM Re: Hope You Guys Chuckle!
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Registered: 12/01/00
Posts: 240
Loc: Australia
Wow that is truly a progressive outcome for gay and lesbians in Canada. Hope it doesn't get overturned.

Thanks for sharing those rules, it certainly gave me a chuckle.

regards

blaidd

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Heal for Life Australian survivor retreat alumnus

Blaidd (pronounced as blaith/blithe) is a welsh word meaning wolf.

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#71833 - 06/29/03 06:07 AM Re: Hope You Guys Chuckle!
Abe Offline
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Registered: 04/28/02
Posts: 27
Loc: New York, NY
My spouse and I have been thinking of marriage, so thanks for the tips! They are all good ones! \:\)

However, the biggest decision is which store's bridal registry to register at for gifts (odd that its called a 'bridal registry' and not a 'marriage registry'). Canada Tire, maybe.


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