Jasper,

Your post cracked me up at a time when I really needed it. What? Do you guys not even have featherboas? What is the world coming to?

I fell about at your comment on style in "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy". I always think the guy looks just fine to begin with and except for some of the really off the wall bachelor dumps I think the house looks okay as well. I have some clothes that may be in fashion, but that is only for five reasons: wife, daughter, 2 sisters, and mother. Otherwise I am in blue jeans and T-shirt, even when I teach. There have been a few times my daughter has told me, Dad, you are not leaving the house like that!!!

Thanks Jasper,
Larry

Yah, that show totally jumped the shark. Kayan is still really cute, though, and Ted might make good husband material. Tom - cynical Tom, horrified by this world and everything in it - has aged the best, I think.

ok that show is a life saver. i swear some of those guys really should not leave home. funny how i can spota a fashion nightmare a mile away but i need to have my own membership card revoked most of the time.

you are insane jasper. i love your sense of humor

Jasper,

Your post is great, because it reminds me of myself. I am lot like Ocsar in the odd couple. I have papers everywhere around the house. If I need to buy clothes, I always take a gay friend with me, because otherwise I would buy all my clothes at Walmart or Sam's Club. I can't arrange flowers, can't seem to coordinate colors for painting a room.

I must have been standing behind the door when these lessons were being taught about how to act gay.

Again thanks for the posts from the rest of you, so I don't think I failing to make the gay team.

Chcuk

WTF?

I must be a fashionista. Trust me the words gay and Walmart can not be used in a sentence together other than to decry such a culturally deprived situation

I could have retired to the Caribbean if I charged every time I have consulted on anothers wardrobe. Look if one has to look like that "Tom of Finland" at least one can shop at PETA approved biker outlets.

America has gone downhill since Jackie and even JFK knew how to wear a sweater. If grunge is the norm for some at least try Cabellas outdoor catalogue, carhartt for Western, I have to exist here in the high Colorado desert!

Yes, I actually own a few t-shirts, but since I retired the wardrobe has aged, the local food bank and shelter did not like what I donated: like wtf is wrong with a Corduroy Jacket and turtlenecks?
Ok, the bell bottoms were a bit much, the Carnaby Street shirts, well, could get one arrested I guess You younger folks likely do not know Carnaby Street in the UK.

Martha Stewart would not be allowed in my kitchen
all that hair and toxic make-up.


Let hope there be no mold in your closet

Rocky Mountain Joe

For those who are challenged, I'll burn a candle
to the fashion Patron Saint.

Saint HOMOBONUS (means good man)

http://www.catholic-forum.com/saints/sainth10.htm

Oh my God!!! I am safe after all. I was thinking with all this posting in the Gay Forum and talking to Jasper, well, who knows, maybe its true? Homosexuality is like a virus and I have been turned? I was distraught with worry...

But tonight I tried on all the clothes I bought at the Walmart last time I was in the USA. Jeans for $9.95, T-shirt for 99 cents, the whole shebang. And I kept it all on for ten minutes before I felt ill and stripped it all off and went to hug my featherboa. I'm SAFE!!! I really am STRAIGHT .

I swear it was ten minutes! Really, it was dah-ling!

Larry

I want a fairy godmother who has a beard!

Peace,
Scotty

Oh do behave you wicked WICKED boys. Judy Garland? I have all her stuff - how did you know???!!!

Later sweetness,
Larry

Jasper,

I know, I know! Sigh.... Well, I did my best. Guess its back to the Spiritual Forum for me...

Larry

Ohm...
Ohm...
Ohm...

Hahaha,
Scotty