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#69053 - 07/27/05 12:31 AM Re: Secrets Homosexuals Don't Want You To Know!
roadrunner Offline
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Registered: 05/02/05
Posts: 22045
Loc: Carlisle, PA
Jasper,

Your post cracked me up at a time when I really needed it. What? Do you guys not even have featherboas? What is the world coming to?

I fell about at your comment on style in "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy". I always think the guy looks just fine to begin with and except for some of the really off the wall bachelor dumps I think the house looks okay as well. I have some clothes that may be in fashion, but that is only for five reasons: wife, daughter, 2 sisters, and mother. Otherwise I am in blue jeans and T-shirt, even when I teach. There have been a few times my daughter has told me, Dad, you are not leaving the house like that!!! \:\)

Thanks Jasper,
Larry

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As I go walking my freedom highway.
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This land was made for you and me.
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#69054 - 07/27/05 02:42 AM Re: Secrets Homosexuals Don't Want You To Know!
watt Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 3
Loc: New York
Yah, that show totally jumped the shark. Kayan is still really cute, though, and Ted might make good husband material. Tom - cynical Tom, horrified by this world and everything in it - has aged the best, I think.


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#69055 - 07/27/05 01:56 PM Re: Secrets Homosexuals Don't Want You To Know!
puppy Offline
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Registered: 05/28/05
Posts: 129
Loc: earth
ok that show is a life saver. i swear some of those guys really should not leave home. funny how i can spota a fashion nightmare a mile away but i need to have my own membership card revoked most of the time.

you are insane jasper. i love your sense of humor \:D

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#69056 - 07/27/05 02:55 PM Re: Secrets Homosexuals Don't Want You To Know!
chuck Offline
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Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 97
Loc: mid atlantic
Jasper,

Your post is great, because it reminds me of myself. I am lot like Ocsar in the odd couple. I have papers everywhere around the house. If I need to buy clothes, I always take a gay friend with me, because otherwise I would buy all my clothes at Walmart or Sam's Club. I can't arrange flowers, can't seem to coordinate colors for painting a room.

I must have been standing behind the door when these lessons were being taught about how to act gay.

Again thanks for the posts from the rest of you, so I don't think I failing to make the gay team.

Chcuk


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#69058 - 07/27/05 08:07 PM Re: Secrets Homosexuals Don't Want You To Know!
RockyMtJoe Offline
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Registered: 08/11/04
Posts: 97
Loc: East of Pueblo, Colorado
WTF? \:\)

I must be a fashionista. Trust me the words gay and Walmart can not be used in a sentence together other than to decry such a culturally deprived situation \:D

I could have retired to the Caribbean if I charged every time I have consulted on anothers wardrobe. Look if one has to look like that "Tom of Finland" at least one can shop at PETA approved biker outlets.

America has gone downhill since Jackie and even JFK knew how to wear a sweater. If grunge is the norm for some at least try Cabellas outdoor catalogue, carhartt for Western, I have to exist here in the high Colorado desert!

Yes, I actually own a few t-shirts, but since I retired the wardrobe has aged, the local food bank and shelter did not like what I donated: like wtf is wrong with a Corduroy Jacket and turtlenecks?
Ok, the bell bottoms were a bit much, the Carnaby Street shirts, well, could get one arrested I guess You younger folks likely do not know Carnaby Street in the UK.

Martha Stewart would not be allowed in my kitchen
all that hair and toxic make-up.


Quote:
They broke the mold working on me
Let hope there be no mold in your closet ;\)

Rocky Mountain Joe

For those who are challenged, I'll burn a candle
to the fashion Patron Saint.

Saint HOMOBONUS (means good man)

http://www.catholic-forum.com/saints/sainth10.htm


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#69059 - 07/27/05 09:48 PM Re: Secrets Homosexuals Don't Want You To Know!
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Oh my God!!! I am safe after all. I was thinking with all this posting in the Gay Forum and talking to Jasper, well, who knows, maybe its true? Homosexuality is like a virus and I have been turned? I was distraught with worry...

But tonight I tried on all the clothes I bought at the Walmart last time I was in the USA. Jeans for $9.95, T-shirt for 99 cents, the whole shebang. And I kept it all on for ten minutes before I felt ill and stripped it all off and went to hug my featherboa. I'm SAFE!!! I really am STRAIGHT \:\) .

I swear it was ten minutes! Really, it was dah-ling!

Larry

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#69061 - 07/28/05 06:39 AM Re: Secrets Homosexuals Don't Want You To Know!
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Loc: Victoria, BC Canada
I want a fairy godmother who has a beard!

Peace,
Scotty

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#69062 - 07/28/05 07:57 AM Re: Secrets Homosexuals Don't Want You To Know!
roadrunner Offline
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Oh do behave you wicked WICKED boys. Judy Garland? I have all her stuff - how did you know???!!!

Later sweetness,
Larry

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As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
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#69064 - 07/28/05 05:21 PM Re: Secrets Homosexuals Don't Want You To Know!
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Jasper,

I know, I know! Sigh.... Well, I did my best. Guess its back to the Spiritual Forum for me...

Larry

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#69066 - 07/28/05 07:13 PM Re: Secrets Homosexuals Don't Want You To Know!
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Ohm...
Ohm...
Ohm...

Hahaha,
Scotty

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#69067 - 07/28/05 07:52 PM Re: Secrets Homosexuals Don't Want You To Know!
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This thread has made my day. My sides hurt from chuckling. I hope you guys all keep your great sense of humour.

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#69068 - 07/29/05 10:40 PM Re: Secrets Homosexuals Don't Want You To Know!
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Registered: 03/23/05
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LOL! Thanks Jasper ... I needed a laugh today!

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#69069 - 07/30/05 04:53 PM Re: Secrets Homosexuals Don't Want You To Know!
roadrunner Offline
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Ohmmmmm.........

Ohmmmmm.........

Ohmmmmm.........

Ah!!!!! That goes so great with a gin and tonic and a sausage on a sunny evening. \:D

Larry

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Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
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#69070 - 08/01/05 11:18 AM Re: Secrets Homosexuals Don't Want You To Know!
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Loc: Florida
Have you seen Jeff Foxworthy's answer to the show? It features 3 rednecks who travel around and "grunge up" gay men - it's an absolute scream.... they're trying to teach these guys to wear flannel, scratch their cojones (yes, in Miami we Gringos learn the choice words first), drink beer and belch. Truly disgusting stuff

BTW, Judy Garland isn't the only dead giveaway... what about Liza, Barbara, and Dionne Warwick? Hmmmm?

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#69071 - 08/01/05 12:28 PM Re: Secrets Homosexuals Don't Want You To Know!
roadrunner Offline
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Hey wait a minute! This isn't unmoderated! What's wrong with flannel!

What about Aretha? Good grief. I have a lot of stuff to throw away if I want to remain straight.....

Larry

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Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
(Woody Guthrie)

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#69073 - 08/01/05 07:09 PM Re: Secrets Homosexuals Don't Want You To Know!
roadrunner Offline
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Jasper,

It wasn't me, I swear it wasn't me! I don't even know that Castro and Polk are streets in SF!!! I swear I don't.

Hmmmmm. I remember getting the talk about the hanky before my gay friend Warren took me to see "his" NYC in '80, but I forget what the codes were. Damn! Why didn't I write those down? I am ALWAYS forgetting important things!

Okay okay, so I offload all my Barbra, Liza, & Judy records, and I forget that I know what TTFN means...safe so far.

But I REFUSE to give up Cher as my role model!! There I draw the line!

Larry (in SF in '69, but too fried to frolic)

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Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
(Woody Guthrie)

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#69074 - 08/02/05 04:32 AM Re: Secrets Homosexuals Don't Want You To Know!
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Registered: 02/08/05
Posts: 149
Loc: The American South
Yah know... for a big old Bear who was *constantly* getting propositioned by guys who wanted me to do to them what I wanted them to do to me (and I'm exclusive that way), I really liked the hanky code - prevented *lots* of disappointment ! ;\)

Navy-Blue, Right


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#69075 - 08/03/05 08:09 PM Re: Secrets Homosexuals Don't Want You To Know!
lostcowboy Offline
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Registered: 11/10/04
Posts: 797
Loc: North Texas
I remember when the navy sent out this message to all the commands to be on the lookout for sailors with hanky's sticking out of their pockets. One of the radiomen saw the message and let the word out. The next day all the enlisted guys, except for me had red hanky's with white dots hanging out of their pockets! The command had a shit-fit!

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