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#487990 - 09/02/15 06:58 PM Lawyer jokes
ig3 Offline


Registered: 04/04/12
Posts: 77
A lawyer dies and goes to heaven. He says I want to appeal; theres been a terrible mistake. So he is brought before a three-angel tribunal to plead his case. He says: Im 40 years old, I run marathons; Im in perfect health, Ive got a wife and three kids, and Im at the top of my game you must have me confused with someone else. The head angel in the tribunal says Well, according to our records, you are at least 111 years old, so you dont seem to have much of a case. Aghast, the lawyer asks: Where did you get that figure from? The Head Angel says We just added up your time sheets.

Second joke:

- So, are you a lawyer?
- Yes.
- How much do you charge?
- A hundred dollars for four questions
- Isnt that awfully expensive?
- Yes; what is your fourth question?

From Pretty Good Jokes, a couple of CDs by A Prairie Home Companion


Edited by ig3 (09/02/15 07:01 PM)

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#488025 - Yesterday at 07:36 PM Re: Lawyer jokes [Re: ig3]
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Registered: 04/10/14
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What do you call a carful of lawyers going over a cliff?

A good start.

(with apologies to any attorneys who may be reading this)
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