A lawyer dies and goes to heaven. He says “I want to appeal; there’s been a terrible mistake.” So he is brought before a three-angel tribunal to plead his case. He says: “I’m 40 years old, I run marathons; I’m in perfect health, I’ve got a wife and three kids, and I’m at the top of my game – you must have me confused with someone else.” The head angel in the tribunal says “Well, according to our records, you are at least 111 years old, so you don’t seem to have much of a case.” Aghast, the lawyer asks: “Where did you get that figure from?” The Head Angel says “We just added up your time sheets.”
- So, are you a lawyer?
- How much do you charge?
- A hundred dollars for four questions
- Isn´t that awfully expensive?
- Yes; what is your fourth question?
From Pretty Good Jokes, a couple of CDs by A Prairie Home Companion
Edited by ig3 (09/02/15 07:01 PM)