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#469459 - 08/28/14 08:10 PM funny books
Sterling Offline


Registered: 10/25/08
Posts: 292
Loc: Winnipeg, Manitoba,Canada
Too much ? anyone know of some good books that are funny?
It`s for me, I couldn't handle crime or sex.
Perhaps, something teenagy.
I cant afford to buy books but ....I do have access to a large
library.
Even books that are in a bookstore , I could read it in the
store.
Hope this isn't asking too much.
hugs to all!
Goran

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#469483 - 08/29/14 08:31 AM Re: funny books [Re: Sterling]
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anything by Dave Barry - whether his collections of short pieces - recycled from his syndicated newspaper columns - or his newer novels! he always makes me laugh!
enjoy!
Lee
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#469488 - 08/29/14 11:49 AM Re: funny books [Re: Sterling]
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Loc: O Kanada

I really enjoy all the paddington bear stories
written by Michael Bond.
it is laugh out loud funny and there
are over twenty books
by the original author so
there are many to choose from.
but I recommend starting at the
beginning with the first book and
reading in chronological order.
I am such a fan... I made a point of visiting
paddington station in London England when I was last there...
and I bought a paddington station bear stuffy.

great books... and funny too.
you will love paddington bear.
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#469489 - 08/29/14 12:08 PM Re: funny books [Re: Sterling]
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Registered: 09/27/03
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Loc: O Kanada
and since you are in kanada,
you might enjoy books written by
Stuart McLean.

he has a long running
clean-humour comedy show on
CBC radio called "vinyl cafe"
and it is always in great taste.
no crime or sex... very similar
to mark twain style humour.
the whole family enjoys his
storytelling, even the teens.
we buy his books.

worth checking out I recommend.
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#469494 - 08/29/14 05:11 PM Re: funny books [Re: Sterling]
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Robert Rankin has some outrageously funny stuff, too. they are hard to describe:

"His books are a mix of science fiction, fantasy, the occult, urban legends, running gags, metafiction, steampunk and outrageous characters."

they also are heavy on satire, conspiracy theories, far-fetched puns, and Monty-Python-style British humour. i have to read them in solitude because i laugh out loud.
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As my life goes on I believe somehow something's changed
Something deep inside...
I've been searchin so long to find an answer
Now I know my life has meaning
Now I see myself as I am, feeling very free...
When my tears have come to an end I will understand
What I left behind: a part of me. Chicago


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#469743 - 09/05/14 03:25 PM Re: funny books [Re: Sterling]
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Registered: 10/25/08
Posts: 292
Loc: Winnipeg, Manitoba,Canada
you guys are so the best!
-sorry didn't get back I am anxious for no friggin reason.
That ... I hate my dad.
Anyway, I am going to post it blog ...whatever
love you guys,,,,never regret coming on this AWESOME SITE!!!!
never
never
never
and I hope my dad`s dink falls off!!!
love you goran
love you too goran.
yap yap.
hugs
Goran

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#471154 - 10/12/14 05:44 PM bull shit [Re: Sterling]
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Registered: 10/25/08
Posts: 292
Loc: Winnipeg, Manitoba,Canada
I love you. but I cant tell you. You made me to song
you don't make sense. no b/c I don't love you bozna.
my dad made me touch me. voice 1 ..to talk to slap me.
I shouldn't be beaten up by bozna dad. You let them beat me.
I don't like you . I hate it that I love you but want to
fucking beat the crap out of you..bones and blood execute by
my feet! I hate it that my mind is going and going by your
and your sister-in-laws voice. I am a man without you. Don't
tell me any more. I don't like you but I see you and I wish
I could beat the shit out of your dad and your... I listen
to music as I come in and out.
why cant you just let me live by leaving my mind?
why cant I just fuck it! no one can help me goran.
I can care less if you are gay billy. you are ...not here
I don't want you. I don't need you. my dad is sick.
and you are sick. and I am , was sick b/c of all you guys.
I am gay ...for me b/c I ...feel I am more easier to work
with...I cant work with a vagina. okay this is a bit
ridiculous! Where do I belong?.. where do I fit?
Mom why did you have to spit on me? why do I have to love
you? your husband is sick and I have a hard-time letting
go. you need me. This is what I hear from me.
This is billys voice. This is what your mother and father
in law ... I feel I am to blame for everyone`s mental
state. You make yourselves feel happy and free and while
I play alone. I have no friends. ( 70`s 80`s). You
tell me mom why should I feel like shit b/c you cant find
a friend? I want you to do this! I want to tell you that
goran`s mom is ugly, fat, destroy her goran!!!
why do I have these voices daddy? WHY SHOULD I LIVE?.
I hate this crap! I hope you suffer karol. fight for
your family , fight your family .. I cant carry this for
billy and her sister! I hated my self. hated. I don't
have much.. but I have malesurvivor...I have international
primal association...experience project... I have friends.
You are not invited!
die if you want ...I am not daddy to anyone.
I hope you love yourself.
b/c I cant...not this moment ..maybe next time...
hug you never.
Love you guys for reading this crap.

Hugs.
Goran

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#471488 - 10/21/14 03:25 PM Re: bull shit- taking responsibility [Re: Sterling]
Sterling Offline


Registered: 10/25/08
Posts: 292
Loc: Winnipeg, Manitoba,Canada
hey ".

hey!
"what is going on?"

not much. I have been trying to focus on too much.
I don't know what to ....I am working hard to want to do something with my life.
Pissed off that I have these injuries, have a big debt and
am scared because I need to pay it off....

"slow down Goran., why does this has to be done now?"

huh?

"watch your breathing....or don't ,,,just relax , enjoy the
people around you, where are you right now? "

at a library.

"and so how is everything what do you want to talk about?"

well one I always loved me. but my dad....says he is my
dad and he would always hit me. nobody seemed to want....
them

"them ? who ?"

ahhhhh I am scared....

"it is okay do you have anyone , near to say this too?
you have a therapist, right ? "

yea.

" cant you call him up ?"

doesn't work like that.. I am trying to be very independent
and alone. It works when I think I am okay.
When I think of billy...

"who is billy"

my cousin.

"where is she ? , is she there?"

no.

"this troubles you. Why?

she is mean. She would tell me that...

"it is okay to be gay ,goran."

yea..but...

"but.... keep going....what are you feeling ?"

lost.

"any more feelings or just lost ?"

lost. my mom doesn't care and I feel so disturbed ....how
can my aunt do this?

"do...."

sex. she would talk to me and ... repeat over and over
that I would kill...my mom.

"you making this up? where was she, your aunt?"

she would tell me ..my memory is there,,but I sense they
, my cousins ...I get anxious and I tell sick shit.
I turn into them.

"turn into?"

I am scared you will tell the cops that I want to die.

"you wont die. You are in an emotion. What happened to you.
. keep talking and don't have to rush. WE are all here
you aren`t alone."

why would my aunt make me touch his penis? and why would
they teach me ... things?

".....like, teach, what?"

to blame this on my mom. your mom bad. she is me.
suddenly .. she slaps me so I can tell my mom sick stuff
and I couldn`t concentrate ,, I had no one to talk to.
It is so embarrassing.
My dad .... I remember he didn't like me. He would touch me
and. I would pretend to be a girl.

"goran, where is he now?"

who?

"my dad where is your dad? and where is your name?

my dad is in Collingwood Ontario.

"and who is talking to me right now?"

no one.

"exactly, so these voices are in me but I don't have to
think like my dad.
or that bitch bozna, aunt.?"

exactly, so I am here for me and you.
These guys at Malesurvivor aren't hating me and talking to
me. This is a safe place to say what I want.
I don't have to think about them anymore.

I am wondering my ability to help others.
I wish to travel.

boy wouldn`t we all.

"yea yea.
but there are google maps and I can google and see places."

yea and screw them right, fuck em!

What are you doing after this?"

-going to work.
There is a hockey game tonight and I have to help sell
parking tickets.
It is nice outside ....15 degrees. Winnipeg...it is nice.

"you are a cool guy. Don't put too much pressure on needing
to be what billy wants or meri or your brother.
They aren't family. You are a good dude!
Just look after myself and we will be okay.
I don't need to be perfect. Give that precious crap to your
mother bozna or whom ever she plays.
Allow her be the actress she needs or wants to be.
I don't have to pay attention to those voices any more.
They want to kill. They can kill.
I don't kill. And smila wasn`t there so fuck it!
They can kill whomever.
So maybe I am not ready to be a boy.

"well you are alright, you will get there buddy!"

debt.

"yea. get some full-time work buddy. The world doesn't owe
me anything. Don't be a dick to anyone.
Everyone deserves to be loved , even those idiots.".
They should pay for your (my , therapy. They want to be
perfect tell them to fuck off! I don't own people
you own your mom`s crap billy and fuck off!
I don't know you and I will never see you again."

you know what I think I want to live somewhere else.
My therapist lives in Toronto, this guy is amazing.
He is my best friend. And it is so hard to separate my
life from him. But it is important I, just wish there
was a guy I could buddy with here in Winnipeg ....

"yea.. I can be my own buddy.

that fucking bites!!!

yea well.
REmember to breathe. Fuck dad and that nonsense that I cant
get loved.
I don't own him or his molesting family.

"good job Goran. you are a great guy.
I can hug me, pat myself on the back.
I have come a long way. And I don't want to think like
anyone else ever again.
These guys don't know themselves and who the fuck do they
think they are to take my boyhood and my puberty and my
self-confidence away from me? !!!

"YEAH. YOU TELL THEM. THEY CANT OWN ME! THEY DONT LOVE
ANYBODY. FUCKIN DEVILS. GO FUCK THEMSEMSELVS AND STAY
AWAY FROM CHILDREN.!!!"

and tell them to say this shit to their own country and stay
away from Goran.
This is your garbage billy and I will never see my dad
ever again.
I don't owe you anything. You cant live.
Die!
I cant care about you.
go seek help.
Goran isn't here anymore only for his real family
MALESURVIVOR.
xo
G


Edited by Sterling (10/21/14 03:28 PM)

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