A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
Q. What do you call a splinter in a lawyer's a**?
A. S*** on a stick.
Q. What do you call two splinters in a lawyer's a**?
A. A damned waste of wood.
When lawyers fall overboard at sea, why don't the sharks eat them?
with apologies to all lawyers who might be reading this now.
You want courage
I'll show you courage you can't understand
The pearl and silver
Resting on my night table
It's just me lord, pray I'm able
I am the nothing man.
-- Bruce Springstein