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#469067 - 08/17/14 04:12 PM I need a raise
Nothing Man Offline

Registered: 04/10/14
Posts: 47
Loc: Ohio
Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?

Sure, come on inů What can I do for you?

Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.


I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise.
I currently have four companies after me and so I decided
to talk to you first.

A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.

I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales,
But you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro-activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade.

Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten per cent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?

Great! It's a deal. Thank you, sir!

Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies are after you?

Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company!
You want courage
I'll show you courage you can't understand
The pearl and silver
Resting on my night table
It's just me lord, pray I'm able
I am the nothing man.

-- Bruce Springstein

#469188 - 08/20/14 09:17 PM Re: I need a raise [Re: Nothing Man]
bluesky Offline

Registered: 08/04/13
Posts: 129
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."
Frank Herbert


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