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#468250 - 07/30/14 07:20 PM Re: smart funny science humour [Re: victor-victim]
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Two bacteria walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Get out!"

One replies, "But we're staph."
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#468251 - 07/30/14 07:27 PM Re: smart funny science humour [Re: victor-victim]
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Dr.Heisenberg gets stopped by the police for speeding.

The cop says, "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

The physicist answers, "No, but I know my location."
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#468353 - 08/01/14 08:45 PM Re: silly clever science humour [Re: victor-victim]
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the evolution of humour



the humour of evolution







the evolution of god


the creation of evolution


the evolution of creation
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#468549 - 08/05/14 02:32 PM Re: silly clever science humour [Re: victor-victim]
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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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#469066 - 08/17/14 04:04 PM Re: silly clever science humour [Re: victor-victim]
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A uranium atom walked into a reactor and realized he was in the wrong place.

"Time for me to split," he said.

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#469098 - 08/18/14 08:06 PM Re: smart funny science humour [Re: victor-victim]
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A black hole walks into a bar.

The black hole says to the bartender, "I want a beer for FREE, and I want it NOW! !"

The bartender says, "Forget it, you don't have any pull here"
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#469110 - 08/19/14 01:16 AM Re: smart funny science humour [Re: Bluedogone]
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This post previously existed in all possible states before you observed it.
Now it has collapsed into a single state.


I hope you're happy.
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#469111 - 08/19/14 01:23 AM Re: smart funny science humour [Re: victor-victim]
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Q: what happens to photons that violate the laws of physics?

A: they wind up in prism.
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