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#469074 - 08/17/14 05:09 PM prescription to kill
Nothing Man Offline

Registered: 04/10/14
Posts: 990
Loc: Ohio
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to
the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I would like
to buy some cyanide. '

The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'

The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy!

I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of
bad things will happen.
Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'You didn't tell me
you had a prescription.'
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#469096 - 08/18/14 07:36 PM Re: prescription to kill [Re: Nothing Man]
Bluedogone Offline

Registered: 07/03/13
Posts: 728
Loc: Southern US
Thanks NM, LOL
It reminds me of one of my favorites


The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened? I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to me wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I am leaving forever.

"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "Paddy, I told you there must be a simple explanation... she never got your email."
Never, never, never, never give up...Winston Churchill

#469187 - 08/20/14 09:14 PM Re: prescription to kill [Re: Nothing Man]
bluesky Offline

Registered: 08/04/13
Posts: 371
LOL love it.

Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."
Frank Herbert

#469190 - 08/20/14 10:08 PM Re: prescription to kill [Re: Nothing Man]
victor-victim Offline

Registered: 09/27/03
Posts: 6195
Loc: O Kanada
these are good jokes.


#469276 - 08/22/14 06:49 PM Re: prescription to kill [Re: Nothing Man]
OCN Offline

Registered: 02/05/13
Posts: 373
Loc: Western Europe
'You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'

Something for a mastercard viral advertisement? :P :P

Nice joke NM!
Trust me, you are worth it to love yourself!

I now know who I am - I've never been anybody else!


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