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#469072 - 08/17/14 04:47 PM drunk driving, english style
Nothing Man Offline

Registered: 04/10/14
Posts: 990
Loc: Ohio
This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk.

The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has

been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he

has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning

to a French man, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of

wine at the reception and a quite few glasses of single malt thereafter.

Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcotest (breath test) him and

asks the Englishman if he knows under French Law why he is going to

be arrested.

The Englishman answers with humour: "No sir, I do not! But while

we're asking questions, do you know that this is a British car and my

wife is driving . . . on the other side !!
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#469092 - 08/18/14 05:05 PM Re: drunk driving, english style [Re: Nothing Man]
Sven Offline

Registered: 07/29/13
Posts: 475
haha smile
In the howling wind
Comes a stinging rain
See it driving nails
Into souls on the tree of pain
From the firefly a red orange glow
See the face of fear
Running scared in the valley below
~ Bullet The Blue Sky - U2


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