Levels Of Stress
You pick up a hitchhiker... A beautiful girl.
Suddenly she faints inside your car and you
take her to the hospital.
Now that's stressful.
But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and
congratulate you that you're going to be a father.
You say that you are not the father, but
the girl says you are.
This is getting very stressful!
You request a DNA test to prove
that you are not the father.
After the tests are completed,
The doctor says the test shows you're infertile,
And probably have been since birth.
You're extremely stressed but relieved.
On your way back home, you think about
your 5 kids at home.
Now that's stress!
You want courage
I'll show you courage you can't understand
The pearl and silver
Resting on my night table
It's just me lord, pray I'm able
I am the nothing man.
-- Bruce Springstein