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#469067 - 08/17/14 04:12 PM I need a raise
Nothing Man Offline


Registered: 04/10/14
Posts: 52
Loc: Ohio
Employee:
Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?

Boss:
Sure, come on inů What can I do for you?

Employee:
Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.

Boss:
Yes.


Employee:
I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise.
I currently have four companies after me and so I decided
to talk to you first.

Boss:
A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.

Employee:
I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales,
But you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro-activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade.

Boss:
Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten per cent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?


Employee:
Great! It's a deal. Thank you, sir!

Boss:
Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies are after you?

Employee:
Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company!
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You want courage
I'll show you courage you can't understand
The pearl and silver
Resting on my night table
It's just me lord, pray I'm able
....
I am the nothing man.

-- Bruce Springstein

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#469188 - 08/20/14 09:17 PM Re: I need a raise [Re: Nothing Man]
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Only I will remain."
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