Here. You'll like this one, I bet.
I'm reminded of the movie A Beautiful Mind
, where John Nash is direct and not at all romantic and magical. Why leave something so important to mere chance?
Nash: "I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTN-CVQuBR8
Nash: "I find you attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me... indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we continue with a number of platonic activities... before we have sex. I am proceeding with these activities, but in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible."
Nash: "Are you gonna slap me now?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lplDv1m_Zhk