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#454409 - 11/19/13 05:38 AM A guy walks into a chat room...
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Registered: 11/18/13
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Loc: Kentucky
...and he sits down and says, "Give me a bourbon and coke and boy have I got a dirty joke for you."
The chat room moderator turns and points to a sign that reads "CLEAN HUMOR"
So the guy says, "Alright then, make it a bourbon and coke and a bar of soap with a wet towel. Nope better make it two bars of soap, this joke is really dirty."
badampbump! (I just made that up)
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#454417 - 11/19/13 07:44 AM Re: A guy walks into a chat room... [Re: KentuckyPoet]
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Please tip your waitress! Good one KP!
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#454424 - 11/19/13 09:27 AM Re: A guy walks into a chat room... [Re: KentuckyPoet]
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LOL
Very good KentuckyPoet...

But don't quit your day job laugh
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#454448 - 11/19/13 01:46 PM Re: A guy walks into a chat room... [Re: KentuckyPoet]
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Thanks! It's good but, yes, I'll keep my day job. I've looked for a smiling emoticon but can't find it so... smiling!
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#454449 - 11/19/13 01:56 PM Re: A guy walks into a chat room... [Re: KentuckyPoet]
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grin laugh smile
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#454493 - 11/19/13 08:13 PM Re: A guy walks into a chat room... [Re: KentuckyPoet]
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Sorry KP.

I read your intro, and that IS your day job...sorta
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#454735 - 11/22/13 03:31 AM Re: A guy walks into a chat room... [Re: Bluedogone]
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No offense taken! smirk

As timing would have it, the book I'm writing right now is a comedy so maybe I'm in that vein of things. My brother's read about 300 pages and he said it's hilarious.

I've also found, quite literally, that if I don't put some humor to all of what I'm (or We'm) going through then it gets very morose and quite close to unbearable. I'm not opposed to crying but I prefer laughing.
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#454736 - 11/22/13 03:34 AM Re: A guy walks into a chat room... [Re: KentuckyPoet]
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#454749 - 11/22/13 04:45 AM Re: A guy walks into a chat room... [Re: KentuckyPoet]
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We need a like button for just giving a thumbs up to posts.
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