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#450458 - 10/17/13 10:56 AM Woody Allen quotes
traveler Offline

Registered: 02/07/06
Posts: 3815
Loc: somewhere in Africa
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him 'be fruitful, and multiply.' But not in those words.

I do not believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
There’s a special providence in the fall of a sparrow. If it be now, ’tis not to come. If it be not to come, it will be now. If it be not now, yet it will come—the readiness is all. - Hamlet, Act 5, sc 2

#450514 - 10/17/13 11:59 PM Re: Woody Allen quotes [Re: traveler]
victor-victim Offline

Registered: 09/27/03
Posts: 5858
Loc: O Kanada
Woody's affair with his current wife began in 1991,
although some sources claim it was 5 years earlier.
He is about 36 years older than her.
At the time, he was in a long-term relationship with her adoptive mother Mia Farrow.

Mia's daughter, Woody's current wife, was never adopted by Woody.
She was about 8 years old when Woody and Mia went public as a couple in 1980.
Farrow and Allen never married and kept separate homes.
They adopted 2 children and had 1 biological child together.

After a 12 year relationship, Allen and Farrow separated when she discovered nude photos of her daughter in his possession.
A long public legal battle for the custody of their three children began.
During the proceedings, Farrow alleged that Allen had sexually molested their adopted daughter Dylan, who was then seven years old.
The judge eventually found that the sex abuse charges were inconclusive.

Mia's daughter, Previn and Allen have two adopted daughters, Bechet Dumaine (born c. 1999, China) and Manzie Tio (born 2000, Texas).,9171,976345-5,00.html,,20108514,00.html



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