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#447420 - 09/17/13 12:45 AM yes it is a real product
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just had to share this.
not normally into potty humour,
but this is too rich.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY


"Spritz the bowl before you go,
and no one else will ever know
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http://www.poopourri.com/

it totally reminds me of when i was a little kid,
and my sisters and i used to make jokes about the queen of england and her royal toilet.
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#447423 - 09/17/13 02:01 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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I don't know what to say except.., "brilliant". Funny, thank you V V.
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#448278 - 09/26/13 06:04 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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Prairie dogging it...

Cut a rope...

Priceless.
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#455454 - 11/29/13 01:30 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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this is also a real product.

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#455455 - 11/29/13 01:32 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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these products need some sensitivity training.

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#455456 - 11/29/13 01:34 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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#455457 - 11/29/13 01:36 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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honey, can you pick up some bimbo on the way home?
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#455458 - 11/29/13 01:39 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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how about a snack to go with that ?
you may choose from our fine selection.

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#455459 - 11/29/13 01:50 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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#455460 - 11/29/13 01:54 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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so easy - so efficient - even a stupid child can use it.
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#455500 - 11/29/13 09:20 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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#455502 - 11/29/13 09:39 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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Very funny. Thank you.

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#455528 - 11/30/13 04:04 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: pufferfish]
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no comment
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#455529 - 11/30/13 04:35 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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mmm mmm good.
nutrition and convenience, good to go.
when you don't have time for the drive thru, and fast food just ain't fast enough.

sandwich in a can.
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#455530 - 11/30/13 04:39 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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i don't think i could eat a clown.
especially while looking him in the face.

at least they weren't kept in stalls before slaughter.

what exactly is a free range clown, anyway?
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#455531 - 11/30/13 04:42 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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is this goo any good?
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#455532 - 11/30/13 05:11 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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This calls for wisdom:
let the one who has understanding calculate the number of the beast,
for it is the number of a man, and his number is 666
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Revelation 13:18


                     
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#455538 - 11/30/13 06:18 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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??

support your glocal economy.
even england has to import its glory from sweden these days.
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#455553 - 11/30/13 08:37 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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limited edition collector's action figure
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#455558 - 11/30/13 08:51 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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do you have a phillips or a robertson head?

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#455624 - 11/30/13 09:17 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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is there a witch in the kitchen?
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#455627 - 11/30/13 09:35 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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this sounds painful.

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#455879 - 12/03/13 07:59 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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when i think about all the time i wasted on therapy...
where can i buy this product?
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#455880 - 12/03/13 08:01 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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dropping the kids off at the pool?
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#455882 - 12/03/13 08:04 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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fight fire with fire
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#455883 - 12/03/13 08:06 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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this should cure my heart burn.
it might even open my mind.
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#455885 - 12/03/13 08:10 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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nothing says "merry christmas" like a santa jusus doll.

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#455886 - 12/03/13 08:12 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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you know how hard it is to get the grandparents to stop chewing the furniture.
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#455890 - 12/03/13 08:23 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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lesson one: smile is an adjective.
lesson two: english is a verb.

graduate certificate included in appendix.
(to be completed when you are finished englishing)
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#455892 - 12/03/13 08:32 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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two ... two ... two meals in one.

i love harsh brown.
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#455894 - 12/03/13 08:37 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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barking cat?
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#455903 - 12/03/13 08:52 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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i gotta get me one o' these!

the perfect 'apology' gift.
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#455908 - 12/03/13 09:03 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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also available in german father
and italian uncle flavour.
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#455916 - 12/03/13 09:20 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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baby in a bucket?

look out, colonel sanders, you got competition.
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#455941 - 12/04/13 12:36 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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now that looks tasty



sugarfree sugar?
is that for real?
or is the sugar free?
that's a sweet deal.
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#456317 - 12/07/13 05:16 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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#456340 - 12/07/13 09:57 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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Straight-Tea and Non-Homo-Milk are the worst.
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#456349 - 12/07/13 11:32 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: Cthulhu]
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It's an acquired taste.
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#468229 - 07/30/14 04:50 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: Bluedogone]
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this really gave me something to think about.
pick your poison.



how could anyone, let alone a doctor, think that smoke is good for asthma. makes no sense.

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#468230 - 07/30/14 04:50 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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what about little katie?
she is too young to smoke.
and she doesn't have asthma yet.

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#468231 - 07/30/14 04:54 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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and maybe katie would like some tooth drops to chew with her tobacco?



this product looks like it could cure just about any care.
probably provided fast symptomatic relief from life's problems.

if you can't find it at your local grocer's...
look for these other fine products.
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#468232 - 07/30/14 04:56 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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cough! cough!
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#468312 - 08/01/14 05:50 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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is anyone thirsty?



also available in bottles.

and just in case you were thinking about drinking for free from the toilet or urinal.
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#486383 - 08/02/15 12:59 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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fast and easy food
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#486384 - 08/02/15 01:00 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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#486385 - 08/02/15 01:00 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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breakfast food for the early riser
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#486386 - 08/02/15 01:01 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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#486513 - 08/04/15 02:25 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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horny goat weed?
smoke it and see what happens.
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#486514 - 08/04/15 02:51 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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the cure can be worse that the illness.

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#486515 - 08/04/15 02:53 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: Jwmcd2]
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#486516 - 08/04/15 02:53 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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#486517 - 08/04/15 02:59 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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crazy new health diet

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sugarfree sugar?
is that for real?
or is the sugar free?
that's a sweet deal.


i'll have some "calorie free" water with that.



and now for some "crack free" stijfsel.
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#486518 - 08/04/15 03:03 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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but if you simply must have your crack and eat it too.



get the shrimp flavor.
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#486519 - 08/04/15 03:04 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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get out the barbeque and broil some barfy burgers.
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#486520 - 08/04/15 03:06 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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pasta boobs...
to go with the breast munchies, i guess.
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#486521 - 08/04/15 03:13 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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cannibal products.
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#486522 - 08/04/15 03:15 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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and some dog flavored water to wash it all down.
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#486523 - 08/04/15 05:22 AM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: Jwmcd2]
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Some sausage to go with your milk.

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#486539 - 08/04/15 01:02 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: Jwmcd2]
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i grew up with these products.
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#486668 - 08/07/15 02:54 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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and if you really wanna crack out...

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#486669 - 08/07/15 02:57 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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don't forget dessert!
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#486670 - 08/07/15 02:58 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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truth in advertising
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#486671 - 08/07/15 03:01 PM Re: yes it is a real product [Re: victor-victim]
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cannibal snacks
chocolate flavoured collon
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