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#438462 - 06/17/13 02:32 PM What's My Line?
SamV Offline
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Registered: 12/13/09
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Loc: Talladega, Alabama, USA
A preacher, who shall we say was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers.

One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn't my wife!" The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, "And that woman was my mother!" - The crowd burst into laughter and delivered the rest of his talk, which went over quite well.

The next week, the pastor decided he'd give this humor thing a try, and use that joke in his sermon. As he surely approached the pulpit that sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It suddenly seemed a bit foggy to him.

Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of another woman that was not my wife!" The congregation inhaled half the air in the room. After standing there for almost 10 seconds in the stunned silence, trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out, "...and I can't remember who she was!"
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#438494 - 06/17/13 08:26 PM Re: What's My Line? [Re: SamV]
blacken Offline
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Loc: Northern Ohio
A chicken, a pig & a cow, walk into a Bar-be-que...
...The End.
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Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. ~Winston Churchill

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. ~Maya Angelou

Those who understand only what can be explained understand very little. ~Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach







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#447018 - 09/12/13 08:28 PM Re: What's My Line? [Re: SamV]
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Registered: 07/03/13
Posts: 529
Loc: Southeast US
Two men walked into a bar.
One turned to the other and said, "I didn't see it either."
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