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#446791 - 09/10/13 07:32 AM The Advantages Of Being A Man
Jude Offline


Registered: 08/09/12
Posts: 1369
Loc: New England
The Advantages Of Being A Man

The garage is all yours.

Your ass is never a factor in an interview.

You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

Wrinkles add character.

You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

Your orgasms are real. Always.

Wedding plans take care of themselves

Your last name stays put.

Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

The world is your urinal.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't have to leave the room to make crotch adjustments.

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

You don't have to schedule sex and vacations around your reproductive system.

Going shirtless in public is perfectly acceptable.

Chocolate is just another snack.

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

One mood, all the time
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"When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown, the dream is gone
And I have become comfortably numb."
Pink Floyd

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#446955 - 09/12/13 01:39 AM Re: The Advantages Of Being A Man [Re: Jude]
Jacob S Offline
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Registered: 01/01/13
Posts: 550
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

They better! I used my own weed-wacker! wink


You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

LOL, done that.


Car mechanics tell you the truth.

you keep thinking that. wink



One mood, all the time


LOL, I WISH!!!

(Good list, hope you don't mind a little ribbing!)
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"As long as the child within is not allowed to become aware of what happened to him or her, a part of his or her emotional life will remain frozen . . . all appeals to love, solidarity, and compassion will be useless."
-- Alice Miller

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