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#446791 - 09/10/13 07:32 AM The Advantages Of Being A Man
Jude Offline


Registered: 08/09/12
Posts: 1490
Loc: New England
The Advantages Of Being A Man

The garage is all yours.

Your ass is never a factor in an interview.

You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

Wrinkles add character.

You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

Your orgasms are real. Always.

Wedding plans take care of themselves

Your last name stays put.

Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

The world is your urinal.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't have to leave the room to make crotch adjustments.

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

You don't have to schedule sex and vacations around your reproductive system.

Going shirtless in public is perfectly acceptable.

Chocolate is just another snack.

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

One mood, all the time
_________________________
"But now old friends are acting strange,
they shake their heads, they say I've changed.
Something's lost but something's gained in living every day
....it's life's illusions I recall, I really don't know life at all. "
Joni Mitchell

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#446955 - 09/12/13 01:39 AM Re: The Advantages Of Being A Man [Re: Jude]
Jacob S Offline
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Registered: 01/01/13
Posts: 592
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

They better! I used my own weed-wacker! wink


You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

LOL, done that.


Car mechanics tell you the truth.

you keep thinking that. wink



One mood, all the time


LOL, I WISH!!!

(Good list, hope you don't mind a little ribbing!)
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Like a spent gladiator
crawling in the colosseum dust
who can count on his remaining limbs
all the people he can trust.
Like the one who stands behind him
cheering him on
Estatic when he stands defiant,
wild with abandon when he's gone

just stay alive.
do whatever you need to.
you are worth it.

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