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#446544 - 09/06/13 02:51 AM Psychiatric Hotline
Jude Offline

Registered: 08/09/12
Posts: 1633
Loc: New England
Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don't press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold.
I will remember you
Will you remember me?
Don't let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories
Sarah McLachlan

#446583 - 09/06/13 06:12 PM Re: Psychiatric Hotline [Re: Jude]
Tyler845 Offline

Registered: 11/04/10
Posts: 276
Loc: U.S.A.
3,4,5, -


Most Often, The Child Inside Has Better Access To Execute The Flawless Potential Of Self.

Over-Ride Emotional Conflict With Rational Truths

You Are Freer Than You Think - Paul Berteaux

Come unto Me, all ye that Labor, and are Heavy-ladened. I will give you Rest -Jesus Christ

#456140 - 12/05/13 06:22 PM Re: Psychiatric Hotline [Re: Jude]
gettingstronger Offline

Registered: 09/24/13
Posts: 300
Loc: Virginia
Having listened to Classic Rock for so many years, it's probably a good thing psychiatric hotlines don't have "hold" music.... Pink Floyd, anyone? crazy

Edited by gettingstronger (12/12/13 05:48 PM)
I'm normal. What happened to me wasn't.


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