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#446025 - 08/30/13 11:39 PM Top Ten Funny Yet Inappropriate Shop Names
Jude Offline


Registered: 08/09/12
Posts: 1614
Loc: New England
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#446064 - 08/31/13 03:37 PM Re: Top Ten Funny Yet Inappropriate Shop Names [Re: Jude]
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Registered: 02/25/13
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Love it. When I lived in Florida I used to see bumper stickers for that Master Bait and Tackle place with the slogan, "You can't beat our bait." Also, in a nearby town to here there is a Vietnamese grocery store called "Dong Bang". I wonder if they know that sounds suggestive in English? grin

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#446092 - 08/31/13 10:31 PM Re: Top Ten Funny Yet Inappropriate Shop Names [Re: Jude]
Jude Offline


Registered: 08/09/12
Posts: 1614
Loc: New England
Locally there's a butcher shop that uses the slogan:
NO ONE BEATS OUR MEAT! They've got to know what they're saying.
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#446160 - 09/01/13 08:09 PM Re: Top Ten Funny Yet Inappropriate Shop Names [Re: Jude]
Lost Mountain Offline


Registered: 12/05/12
Posts: 47
Loc: Atlanta
There is one in New Jersey called the Halfway Inn.

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#446270 - 09/02/13 10:39 PM Re: Top Ten Funny Yet Inappropriate Shop Names [Re: Jude]
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Registered: 11/13/12
Posts: 308
Loc: Germany
Not so much sexually suggestive, but there is a Pho' restaurant in Cambridge, Ontario, Canada which is hilariously called "Pho' Shizzle" hehehe http://www.phoshizzle.ca/

I think the early 2000s snoop dog would have loved to eat there
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#446319 - 09/03/13 12:30 PM Re: Top Ten Funny Yet Inappropriate Shop Names [Re: JayBro]
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Registered: 02/26/08
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Loc: USA
In this town there is a shop that sells artificial limbs and support systems.

It's name is: STUBB'S ORTHOPEDIC SUPPLIES

Puffer

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#446429 - 09/04/13 09:28 PM Re: Top Ten Funny Yet Inappropriate Shop Names [Re: Jude]
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Loc: NW Ohio
Here there's a Urologist... Dr. Dick Tapper, for real, not a joke.


When I lived in Portland, Ore. there was a Chinese Restaurant near downtown called Hung Far Low, it had been there like nearly a century, wonder if it's still around.
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#446643 - 09/07/13 07:53 PM Re: Top Ten Funny Yet Inappropriate Shop Names [Re: 1.healing]
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How about a dentist: Dr Pain?

This is true but he spells his name Payne



Edited by pufferfish (09/12/13 01:23 PM)

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#446648 - 09/07/13 11:13 PM Re: Top Ten Funny Yet Inappropriate Shop Names [Re: Jude]
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Loc: Talladega, Alabama, USA
Originally Posted By: pufferfish
How about a dentist: Dr Pain?
Now that would be an interesting conversation between a young fella and his mom.., "you want me to see {{{who?}}}
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#446983 - 09/12/13 01:15 PM Re: Top Ten Funny Yet Inappropriate Shop Names [Re: Jude]
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Registered: 02/06/13
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Loc: Iowa, USA
This really isn't a business name, but in the 1960s there was an all-state girls' basketball player in Iowa named Fonda Dicks. Honest to God

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#448173 - 09/25/13 07:07 AM Re: Top Ten Funny Yet Inappropriate Shop Names [Re: Jude]
On The Fringe Offline


Registered: 09/21/13
Posts: 326
Loc: Southeast USA
Beauty shop in South Carolina

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#448192 - 09/25/13 10:32 AM Re: Top Ten Funny Yet Inappropriate Shop Names [Re: On The Fringe]
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A dentist named Dr. Molar

(This is true but actually he spells it a different way)

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#456142 - 12/05/13 06:32 PM Re: Top Ten Funny Yet Inappropriate Shop Names [Re: Jude]
gettingstronger Offline


Registered: 09/24/13
Posts: 271
Loc: Virginia
Out in Southern California, we had a restaurant nearby called the "Poo Ping Palace." (Not making it up!) Hmmm. Wonder why it's not there any more?
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#486365 - 08/01/15 05:14 PM Re: Top Ten Funny Yet Inappropriate Shop Names [Re: Jude]
betrayed boy Offline
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Registered: 01/14/15
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Loc: ny
chinese rest. in ny KING DONG I so wanted to go in there and tell them how that looked lol

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#486373 - 08/01/15 09:09 PM Re: Top Ten Funny Yet Inappropriate Shop Names [Re: Jude]
victor-victim Offline


Registered: 09/27/03
Posts: 5521
Loc: O Kanada
these are some of the restaurants i have found, including a couple (the first three) from my area.






pho bich nga
pho ho
fook yue
fuk mi
fu king
ifuku
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#486381 - 08/02/15 12:46 AM Re: Top Ten Funny Yet Inappropriate Shop Names [Re: victor-victim]
victor-victim Offline


Registered: 09/27/03
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Loc: O Kanada


phat phuc
soon fatt
fat kok
pu pu hot pot
phi phi
my dung
poo ping

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