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#445310 - 08/24/13 02:35 AM Extra extra, read all... what!?!!
SamV Offline
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Registered: 12/13/09
Posts: 5945
Loc: Talladega, Alabama, USA
Sometimes the headlines are more newsworthy than the news!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!


What have you found?
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#448452 - 09/27/13 03:37 PM Re: Extra extra, read all... what!?!! [Re: SamV]
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Registered: 07/03/13
Posts: 243
Loc: Southeast US
Great post, Sam, LOL
Here's my five cents worth - when newspapers were a nickel.

City Unsure Why Sewer Smells
Hmm, I think I may know
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Parents Keep Kids Home To Protest School Closure
That should help attendance
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Miracle Cure Kills Fifth Patient
Will miracles never cease
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Hospital Resorts To Hiring Doctors
I guess they're better than nothing
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Man Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives New Attorney
That's the least they could do for him
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17 Remain Dead In Morgue After Terrorist Attack
How long they remain dead is still uncertain?
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Homicide Victims Rarely Talk To Police
But when they do, Wow!
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Caskets Found As Mausoleum Demolished
So that's where all those dead bodies were
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Investigation Reveals Princess Diana Alive Before Her Death
But was it a thorough investigation?
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#448475 - 09/27/13 07:59 PM Re: Extra extra, read all... what!?!! [Re: Bluedogone]
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Registered: 09/27/03
Posts: 3365
Loc: O Kanada
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#449111 - 10/04/13 12:17 AM Re: Extra extra, read all... what!?!! [Re: SamV]
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Loc: Southeast US
Rangers To Play Without Peters
How can they expect to get ahead
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#451972 - 10/30/13 10:33 PM Re: Extra extra, read all... what!?!! [Re: SamV]
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Registered: 07/03/13
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Loc: Southeast US
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
race again and it won again.
The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE..

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and just cover your own !!! you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
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#451977 - 10/30/13 10:57 PM Re: Extra extra, read all... what!?!! [Re: SamV]
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#451978 - 10/30/13 10:59 PM Re: Extra extra, read all... what!?!! [Re: victor-victim]
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Registered: 09/27/03
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Loc: O Kanada
TOO MUCH RED TAPE.



MEETING ON OPEN MEETINGS IS CLOSED!

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#451993 - 10/31/13 12:57 AM Re: Extra extra, read all... what!?!! [Re: victor-victim]
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Registered: 09/27/03
Posts: 3365
Loc: O Kanada
it's the 51st state!

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#451995 - 10/31/13 01:04 AM Re: Extra extra, read all... what!?!! [Re: victor-victim]
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Registered: 09/27/03
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your tax dollars hard at work.



good thing we got the gubmint to do all our thinking for us.
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#453305 - 11/12/13 01:17 AM Re: Extra extra, read all... what!?!! [Re: SamV]
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