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#443149 - 08/03/13 02:08 PM Please Say That Again....
pufferfish Offline
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MaleSurvivor

Registered: 02/26/08
Posts: 6815
Loc: USA
In the office there was a sign:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD
EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND
UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

In a department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES,
WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG
AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


Notice in a health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS
PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN
AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A
DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR


On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR -
THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

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#443198 - 08/04/13 01:21 AM . [Re: pufferfish]
JoeSmith Offline


Registered: 05/03/13
Posts: 129
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#444842 - 08/20/13 07:16 PM Re: Please Say That Again.... [Re: pufferfish]
king tut Offline
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Registered: 02/13/08
Posts: 2465
Loc: UK
Lol, very good!
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"...until lambs become lions"

I love you, little lewis, and i will never leave you. We are the same. You brighten my day, and i will make sure that i brighten yours. Hugs and kisses.


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#444848 - 08/20/13 07:41 PM Re: Please Say That Again.... [Re: pufferfish]
concerned_husky Offline
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Registered: 08/29/12
Posts: 585
The wonderful bargain really got me.
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Husky

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#444861 - 08/20/13 09:30 PM Re: Please Say That Again.... [Re: pufferfish]
blacken Offline
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Registered: 08/13/01
Posts: 1210
Loc: Northern Ohio
i liked them all, Thanks puffer!
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Everyone is a genius! If you were to judge a fish, by its ability to climb a tree,
it would think it was stupid all of it's life.
~Albert Einstein

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#446997 - 09/12/13 03:15 PM Re: Please Say That Again.... [Re: pufferfish]
Bluedogone Offline
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Registered: 07/03/13
Posts: 159
Loc: Southeast US
LOL, hilarious.

Another one:

Sign on church bulletin board:
WHAT IS HELL LIKE? COME HEAR OUR PASTOR, 11:00 AM & 7:30 PM
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Never, never, never, never give up....Winston Churchill

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#447275 - 09/15/13 10:17 AM Re: Please Say That Again.... [Re: pufferfish]
blacken Offline
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Registered: 08/13/01
Posts: 1210
Loc: Northern Ohio
That's why I don't attend church!
_________________________
Everyone is a genius! If you were to judge a fish, by its ability to climb a tree,
it would think it was stupid all of it's life.
~Albert Einstein

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#456143 - 12/05/13 06:40 PM Re: Please Say That Again.... [Re: pufferfish]
gettingstronger Offline


Registered: 09/24/13
Posts: 145
Loc: Virginia
LOL, these are great!

And remember....(Seen on a billboard near a highway)

"Drivers: Belt the Wife and Kids!"


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