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#443371 - 08/05/13 01:02 PM Oh.., ah.., uh?
SamV Offline
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Registered: 12/13/09
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Loc: Talladega, Alabama, USA
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
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#443377 - 08/05/13 01:33 PM Re: Oh.., ah.., uh? [Re: SamV]
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Registered: 07/14/12
Posts: 428
Loc: USA
How deep would the ocean be if sponges did not live there?
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#443379 - 08/05/13 01:55 PM Re: Oh.., ah.., uh? [Re: BuffaloCO]
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Registered: 02/26/08
Posts: 6875
Loc: USA
Here are some suggestions for cartooning:

A woman in a warehouse store, whose bottom is so big and sticks out in back so far, that she could use it as a shelf when she gets home.

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#443439 - 08/05/13 11:17 PM Re: Oh.., ah.., uh? [Re: SamV]
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Loc: Denver, CO
A variation on a favored standup comedian:

A lot of people have a fear of heights, not me, I have a fear of widths.
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If I could meet myself as a boy...

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#443441 - 08/05/13 11:20 PM Re: Oh.., ah.., uh? [Re: SamV]
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Registered: 09/27/03
Posts: 3362
Loc: O Kanada
eh?
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#443494 - 08/06/13 08:27 AM Re: Oh.., ah.., uh? [Re: SamV]
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The other day I bought some powdered water, but I didn't know what to add to it.
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#443497 - 08/06/13 08:46 AM Re: Oh.., ah.., uh? [Re: SamV]
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I don't get it, I finally beat everyone with my high blood pressure score and no one is cheering.
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#443524 - 08/06/13 02:10 PM Re: Oh.., ah.., uh? [Re: SamV]
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Loc: USA
Hi! Blood pressure

By losing about 20 pounds my BO BP has gone to nearly normal

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