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#443149 - 08/03/13 02:08 PM Please Say That Again....
pufferfish Offline
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Registered: 02/26/08
Posts: 6708
Loc: USA
In the office there was a sign:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD
EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND
UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

In a department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES,
WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG
AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


Notice in a health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS
PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN
AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A
DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR


On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR -
THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

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#443198 - 08/04/13 01:21 AM . [Re: pufferfish]
JoeSmith Offline


Registered: 05/03/13
Posts: 129
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#444842 - 08/20/13 07:16 PM Re: Please Say That Again.... [Re: pufferfish]
king tut Offline
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Registered: 02/13/08
Posts: 2465
Loc: UK
Lol, very good!
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"...until lambs become lions"

I love you, little lewis, and i will never leave you. We are the same. You brighten my day, and i will make sure that i brighten yours. Hugs and kisses.


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#444848 - 08/20/13 07:41 PM Re: Please Say That Again.... [Re: pufferfish]
concerned_husky Offline
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Registered: 08/29/12
Posts: 545
The wonderful bargain really got me.
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The ratio of good to bad people in this world will always be tipped in favor of the latter. Always. But that ratio in your own social circle, you can control. And there, and only there, can the balance be favorably tipped, so that those who love you far outnumber those who don't.

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#444861 - 08/20/13 09:30 PM Re: Please Say That Again.... [Re: pufferfish]
blacken Offline
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Registered: 08/13/01
Posts: 1196
Loc: Northern Ohio
i liked them all, Thanks puffer!
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Everyone is a genius! If you were to judge a fish, by its ability to climb a tree,
it would think it was stupid all of it's life.
~Albert Einstein

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#446997 - 09/12/13 03:15 PM Re: Please Say That Again.... [Re: pufferfish]
Bluedogone Offline
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Registered: 07/03/13
Posts: 117
Loc: Southeast US
LOL, hilarious.

Another one:

Sign on church bulletin board:
WHAT IS HELL LIKE? COME HEAR OUR PASTOR, 11:00 AM & 7:30 PM
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Never, never, never, never give up....Winston Churchill

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#447275 - 09/15/13 10:17 AM Re: Please Say That Again.... [Re: pufferfish]
blacken Offline
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Registered: 08/13/01
Posts: 1196
Loc: Northern Ohio
That's why I don't attend church!
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Everyone is a genius! If you were to judge a fish, by its ability to climb a tree,
it would think it was stupid all of it's life.
~Albert Einstein

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#456143 - 12/05/13 06:40 PM Re: Please Say That Again.... [Re: pufferfish]
gettingstronger Offline


Registered: 09/24/13
Posts: 135
Loc: Virginia
LOL, these are great!

And remember....(Seen on a billboard near a highway)

"Drivers: Belt the Wife and Kids!"


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