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#442443 - 07/28/13 07:53 PM Pink, Gh'reen'g and Yellow
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In an interview for an educational job, three candidates were asked to use the colors pink, green and yellow in a sentence. The first candidate replies, "my tie is yellow, the grass is green and my finger nail polish is pink". The second replies, "The flower is pink, the paint is green and the sun is yellow. "Very good" replies the interviewer. Finally the third candidate was asked to use these words in a sentence.

"My phone goes gh'reen'g gh'reen'g, I Ph'ink it up and say, y'hellow!"

He got the job!
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#442562 - 07/29/13 08:19 PM Re: Pink, Gh'reen'g and Yellow [Re: SamV]
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Lol

He deserved the gig'
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#442574 - 07/29/13 10:59 PM Re: Pink, Gh'reen'g and Yellow [Re: SamV]
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the teacher asked the students if they could create a sentence containing these three words: defense, detail, defeat.

one of the more clever boys answered,
"de-feet of de-cat goes over de-fence before de-tail."
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