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#431078 - 04/13/13 05:54 AM Campfire Sparks
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Loc: Talladega, Alabama, USA
So about two or three times a week a camper neighbor has a campfire. Some of the funniest stuff "sparks" out of those exchanges.

Here is one;

Language Barrier
We have folks from the four corners of the globe it seems walking up to the fire to chat. You can imagine the confusion.

"When dij you'ins git here?"
"We're from Ahieah." (Spelt Ohio)
"Get me another one quick, turn your hat around."
"I poot en me rain slicker in the whet"
"I came back and apologized for knocking him up." Referring to banging on the front door.
"You know you are a redneck when your house has wheels and you walk everywhere."
"I'll have to put that in my Scribbler"(notebook)
"How do y'ah like da new fouhn?" "The what?" "Yer Fouhn." "Do what?" "Fouhn!" "Oh yeah, I am still trying to figure it out, I don't even know how to send a text yet."
"Ah cant no"

See ya next week,
Sam

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#441893 - 07/23/13 03:31 PM Re: Campfire Sparks [Re: SamV]
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"Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants."
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#441894 - 07/23/13 03:31 PM Re: Campfire Sparks [Re: SamV]
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"A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks between your toes."
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