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#439683 - 07/01/13 04:39 PM Punny
Magellan Offline
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Registered: 12/31/10
Posts: 1409
Loc: California
I'm reading a book about anti gravity. I can't put it down.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory-- I hope there's no pop quiz.

PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
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#439685 - 07/01/13 04:44 PM Re: Punny [Re: Magellan]
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Loc: Talladega, Alabama, USA
"Hebrews it"!! Waahaahaahaa!
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#440480 - 07/09/13 05:30 PM Re: Punny [Re: Magellan]
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#440904 - 07/14/13 11:01 PM Re: Punny [Re: Magellan]
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I wish there was a "like" button here.
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#440907 - 07/14/13 11:38 PM Re: Punny [Re: Magellan]
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" Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery". I have noticed here when something is profound to a member, that member can choose to quote or put a link to that share in the signature line. Please refer to the site guidelines when considering this respectful gesture and have fun.

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