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#439495 - 06/29/13 03:44 AM Faster Than Light Joke
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For the quantum physics geeks among us, professional and amateur. This one was making the rounds last year when European researchers were confounded by evidence - eventually determined to be mistaken - that they'd discovered the existence of faster than light neutrinos:

The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve your kind in here." A faster than light neutrino walks into a bar.

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#439506 - 06/29/13 08:17 AM Re: Faster Than Light Joke [Re: Lancer]
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More science jokes:

PHYSICS
1) What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?

From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.


2) A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."


MATHS/PHYSICS
1) What's the integral of (1/cabin)? (with respect to cabin)
A natural log cabin!

2) One mathematician said to another, I find you very 1/cosC!
(let me know if you get this one)
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#439507 - 06/29/13 08:30 AM Re: Faster Than Light Joke [Re: Lancer]
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A farmer noticed that his chickens were sick, and called in a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist to help diagnose the problem.

The biologist studied the chickens and concluded that there was something wrong with them, but did not know what was causing it.

The chemist took fluid samples from the chickens back to his lab, and found that they had an infection, but didn't know how they got it.

Meanwhile, the physicist had been sitting on the floor, scribbling in his notebook. Suddenly, he jumped up, exclaiming, "I have the answer, but it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum!"



As a side-note, physics is pretty good at making true accurate predictions without assumptions eg. assuming no friction etc, but for undergrads or school physics you will probably recognise this!
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