Its tick season in the northeast. They are a problem, not just because the little buggers are icky. They carry Lyme Disease and transmit it thru their bites. We've been picking them off our dogs, and one of the dogs just tested positive for Lyme.
Now in the category of "Everything Happens To Me", yesterday I found a tick on me.......its head buried in my flesh, sucking my blood, its body engorged.........in my pubic hair. UGGHH. I called my wife and told her...expecting some sympathy. All she wanted to know was how the hell did I get one down there? WTF, like I went running naked thru the woods? Rolling in dog shit? Having sex with a bear? I DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOT DOWN THERE!
I just can't win.
"When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown, the dream is gone
And I have become comfortably numb."Pink Floyd