Lol, hey Lee, that was detailed description of your appearance, you made some impression that is for sure
Please don't be so hard on yourself, many of us have some freaky side, lol, don't worry, you are not alone with this.
Must say that I have buddy (hub of my niece) who is terrible into look, every detail is so important and so carefully chosen, even underwear needs to be combined with socks and so on
only me and my niece knows about it, lol, and he is always trying so hard to look good, but you know people are falling on that, lol
I'm glad to see you in better mood and with some irony,
, hang on buddy