713: Bicycles are desinged and sold "gender-reversed."

Hahaha...funny, and true!

714. This one is related to being near Halloween. As an 9-year-old I was learning new words. I was fortunate in that my mom was still kissing me good night. I had learned a new word: horror.

As she was leaving my room I called out: "Shut the door, horror". She came back at me with a voice full of barbs: "Don't you ever call me that!".

I had not yet learned the word "whore" and so I didn't understand her anger. I of course didn't understand how the two words sounded alike.

puffer

715. Putting peanut butter on a 9 volt battery and letting the dog lick it off is funnier than hell!
716. Peanut butter on 9 volt batteries cures the dog of eating peanut butter.

K...if I ever get another dog, yer not coming near it. I knew you were "special."

717: Spiders don't like being handled like frogs.

717. A good way to disturb your counselor at camp is to say, "oh no, why are you doing this to me? I only wanted to be your friend," in a high pitched squeaky voice while he is trying to show the class the proper way to gut a fish.

No wonder your pictured as holding cats!

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Allen

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Love all the posts. Cheered me up yesterday!

718. BB guns are taken away when you and your brother start shooting each other.

719. Playing in the mud is one of the pleasures of being a boy.

720. Throwing opened pocket knives at each other feet in a game called chicken can result in injuries.

721. Putting a saddle on a horse and failing to tighten the cinch strap all the way can lead to an aventurous ride sliding down the side of a horse while sitting in the saddle.

722. Pretending to have a fight with your brother while downstairs, theatening to shoot you brother and then firing blanks is not as much fun as we thought it was. Poor Mom. A bad idea never to be tried again.

723 Tying a string to a kernel of corn with a hole in it can be a lot of fun when the chickens swallow it and it is pulled back out.

I called out "stop smoking" when mine kissed me. Yikes, did that cause drama.

724. Find gay porno in your dads drawer and share it with your best friend is a LOT of fun at age 12.

725. Kissing that same friend when at the local pond was HOTTTT.