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#413441 - 10/17/12 10:21 PM I'm the snail
phoenix321 Offline


Registered: 09/26/11
Posts: 912
Loc: USA, FL
A guy opens the front door and sees a snail on his doorstep. He picks up the snail and throws it across the street in a neighbor's yard. A year later, the guy opens the front door and the same snail is on his doorstep. The snail says, "What the fuck was that about?"

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The joke is funny and it has a deeper meaning to me personally for sure. Because I'm the snail. Read it again:

A guy opens the front door and sees me on his doorstep. He picks me up and throws me across the street in a neighbor's yard. A year later, the guy opens the front door and I'm on his doorstep. I say, "What the fuck was that about?"

That's exactly how I feel because that's what my sperm donor, and, to a certain point, what even my mom did to me when she chose my sperm donor over me. It just took me 40.5 years to get back to the front door. May 17th, 2012 was the 40th anniversary of my rape. I'm angry all I have been to people was two sicko's orgasms and my sperm donor's stress reliever and my mom's reason she had a shitty marriage. Fuck all 4 of them.


Edited by phoenix321 (10/17/12 10:22 PM)
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Phoenix

A guy opens the front door and sees a snail on his doorstep. He picks up the snail and throws it across the street in a neighbor's yard. A year later, the guy opens the front door and the same snail is on his doorstep. The snail says, "What the f*ck was that about?"

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#413452 - 10/17/12 11:35 PM Re: I'm the snail [Re: phoenix321]
traveler Offline
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Registered: 02/07/06
Posts: 3420
Loc: somewhere in Africa
"OMG - was that you?
I'm so sorry, dude!"

it would help to hear it, wouldn't it?
wouldn't change the past, but...

a more likely scenario:
"what was WHAT about?"

Lee


Edited by traveler (10/17/12 11:37 PM)
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As my life goes on I believe somehow something's changed
Something deep inside...
I've been searchin so long to find an answer
Now I know my life has meaning
Now I see myself as I am, feeling very free...
When my tears have come to an end I will understand
What I left behind: a part of me. Chicago


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#413492 - 10/18/12 09:31 AM Re: I'm the snail [Re: phoenix321]
peroperic2009 Offline
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Registered: 10/09/11
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Loc: South-East Europe
So Phoenix you are back at front door again wink
well don't let them to throw you out any more!
Parable to snails is so good, it could be said easily that many of us are like that snail coming back to same spot from where we have been kicked out many years ago frown


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#413496 - 10/18/12 09:39 AM Re: I'm the snail [Re: phoenix321]
dark empathy Offline
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Registered: 11/26/07
Posts: 1996
Loc: durham, north england
One other thing to remember about snales though, is they have a dam hard shell and can withstand many times their own wait, have 360 degree vision, and can get pretty much they like thanks to the ability to crawl up nearly anything.

So, if your a snale it's in no way all bad, and like the proverbial tortus you get there in the end.

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#413607 - 10/18/12 11:45 PM Re: I'm the snail [Re: phoenix321]
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Registered: 09/26/11
Posts: 912
Loc: USA, FL
Thanks, everyone.
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Phoenix

A guy opens the front door and sees a snail on his doorstep. He picks up the snail and throws it across the street in a neighbor's yard. A year later, the guy opens the front door and the same snail is on his doorstep. The snail says, "What the f*ck was that about?"

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