We can text-over to you quotes of the shit he spews if you are speaking at that time. The comm and the press will be amazed when you say: "right this moment, in State College, PA, Jerry sandusky is likely claiming that _________ , and pointing a finger of blame and reason at ___________ .
"Oh my God! This Gary-guy really knows how these predators think!!!" Says the Committee when they see the news that night.
Those assholes mustah stolen the wrong exam! [Animal House 1978]