shadow, i still have a scar on my knee from that one. but i wasnt as bold as you. i just jumped off the sandbox.

45. Mom can always tell when you've had icecream in the school, your shirt always does give away the secret.

46. Black leather shoes are not meant for playing football in the rains, they make that froggy sound while walking back from the school, and smell funny afterwards.

47. It is not good idea to pick your nose in public, though grown ups never care themselves.

48. You are not supposed to laugh when an old uncle farts, in public.

49. Help your elder brother select his clothes, afterall they are gonna come to you.

50. Never tell mom, why dad forgot to bring all the stuff she asked for, from the market. She would never know that he went there.

51. Always take care while zipping up.

52. Never hope that you can fart quietly this time.

53. When you gotta go, you better go.

If you pee on radiators, it REALLY smells when they come on.

54. The answer to the "I wonder if it will hurt if...." questions is always "YES!"

55. If you don't know what a word means, don't ask in front of company.

56. When you gotta go, you better hurry up.

...especially not in church.

By that time the boy is clean away

ste

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! Was feeling very low this morning, and this made me smile.

That's what we hoped!!!! But we were hiding under an empty box that my grandmother's new washing machine had been delivered in. We just turned it over upside down on top of ourselves, and poked a few holes so we could see passing cars and stick our peashooters out. When the car stopped, we were trapped under a heavy box!

Much sudden claustrophobia,
Larry

53. If you say "HEY...watch this!!" bad things are about to happen.