Newest Members
BusterJones, Desperateforhelp, aniceguy, Green_Lantern, Safe11ride
12121 Registered Users
Today's Birthdays
corvairman1 (43), marianne (44), son (35), speedy (31)
Who's Online
3 registered (Cthulhu, atari_kid86, pufferfish), 72 Guests and 3 Spiders online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Forum Stats
12121 Members
73 Forums
62528 Topics
438168 Posts

Max Online: 418 @ 07/02/12 07:29 AM
Twitter
Page 53 of 59 < 1 2 ... 51 52 53 54 55 ... 58 59 >
Topic Options
#388024 - 03/02/12 02:42 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: traveler]
traveler Offline
Greeter
MaleSurvivor

Registered: 02/07/06
Posts: 3204
Loc: back in the USA
... and when asked to repeat what you just said, NEVER say, "Nothing" !!!

_________________________
We are often troubled, but not crushed;
sometimes in doubt, but never in despair;
there are many enemies, but we are never without a friend;
and though badly hurt at times, we are not destroyed.
- Paul, II Cor 4:8-9

Top
#388223 - 03/04/12 04:59 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: traveler]
traveler Offline
Greeter
MaleSurvivor

Registered: 02/07/06
Posts: 3204
Loc: back in the USA
... and they will never believe you when you are asked what you are doing and you reply "nothing"!

_________________________
We are often troubled, but not crushed;
sometimes in doubt, but never in despair;
there are many enemies, but we are never without a friend;
and though badly hurt at times, we are not destroyed.
- Paul, II Cor 4:8-9

Top
#389047 - 03/12/12 12:45 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: shadowkid]
Happy Birthday son Offline


Registered: 03/06/12
Posts: 9
Loc: New York
866: Mom doesn't approve of delicious peanut butter and chocolate frosting sandwiches.



Edited by son (03/12/12 12:46 PM)

Top
#389117 - 03/12/12 10:53 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: son]
pufferfish Online   embarrased
Member
MaleSurvivor

Registered: 02/26/08
Posts: 6713
Loc: USA
Little boys shouldn't pick their nose. It might stretch out the opening so that they would have a huge nose with a flappy opening.

Puffer





Edited by pufferfish (03/12/12 11:12 PM)

Top
#389178 - 03/13/12 12:19 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: pufferfish]
unhappycamper Offline


Registered: 10/21/11
Posts: 575
Loc: VA
Don't waste your time trying to outsmart your big sister. Just don't.

John


Top
#389684 - 03/18/12 10:00 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: unhappycamper]
TheTwoOfUs Offline


Registered: 11/03/11
Posts: 149
Loc: USA
Don't bother aruging with your sisters, either. You will ALWAYS lose.

And if you still decide to try and argue with your sisters, DON'T, I repeat, DON'T!!, try to argue with Mom when they go and get her and she joins the argument. You WILL lose!

_________________________
Matthew

Adapt. Overcome. Survive.

Top
#389888 - 03/20/12 04:42 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: TheTwoOfUs]
traveler Offline
Greeter
MaleSurvivor

Registered: 02/07/06
Posts: 3204
Loc: back in the USA
"MAYBE" or "We'll see" or I'll think about it" when said by a parent always means, "No! (but I don't have the guts to say it.)"

_________________________
We are often troubled, but not crushed;
sometimes in doubt, but never in despair;
there are many enemies, but we are never without a friend;
and though badly hurt at times, we are not destroyed.
- Paul, II Cor 4:8-9

Top
#390260 - 03/22/12 07:40 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: shadowkid]
Kazbob12 Offline


Registered: 03/19/12
Posts: 42
Readybreck (Dunno if you guys had this porridge)does NOT make you glow!!! I was completely devastated by this when I was a kid n cried coz I never got my readybreck glow to go to school with!;-)


Top
#390285 - 03/22/12 11:27 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Kazbob12]
pufferfish Online   embarrased
Member
MaleSurvivor

Registered: 02/26/08
Posts: 6713
Loc: USA
Captain Midnight's secret code ring was just a cheap piece of plastic. The code was dumb.

Puffer


Top
#390288 - 03/22/12 11:46 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: pufferfish]
traveler Offline
Greeter
MaleSurvivor

Registered: 02/07/06
Posts: 3204
Loc: back in the USA
Yeah - life is like a box of cereal: what you find at the bottom is never as good as the picture you see before you open it up and get into it...

Lee

_________________________
We are often troubled, but not crushed;
sometimes in doubt, but never in despair;
there are many enemies, but we are never without a friend;
and though badly hurt at times, we are not destroyed.
- Paul, II Cor 4:8-9

Top
Page 53 of 59 < 1 2 ... 51 52 53 54 55 ... 58 59 >


Moderator:  ModTeam, TJ jeff 

I agree that my access and use of the MaleSurvivor discussion forums and chat room is subject to the terms of this Agreement. AND the sole discretion of MaleSurvivor.
I agree that my use of MaleSurvivor resources are AT-WILL, and that my posting privileges may be terminated at any time, and for any reason by MaleSurvivor.