850: having 3 ladybugs flying inside your closed mouth isn't as fun as you thought

851: ladybugs don't always fly to the light

852: it doesn't take long to figure out why they say 'don't pee into the wind', especially standing next to ur friends.

853- Not a good idea to try and shave like dad.

#854
Having a busted lip or bloodied nose hurts...but a black eye is way cool

** l have a really cool looking shinner with a nice clean cut on my left eye from a bike wreck the other day. My front tire slipped out on the lava road and l banged my face right on the temple...my six months new glasses almost didn't make it...gonna need new frames but the lenses are unscratched

855- When handed a shotgun on a farm, you should assume that it is loaded.
856- Checking to see if the safety is on or not, should not be done by pulling the trigger.
857- If you are going to test the safety position by pulling the trigger, you should not still be standing in the house!

Pufferfish, I had this experience just beore leaving for a family Xmas dinner. We both got naked and I cleaned up the crib. We both had showers, and then went to the family dinner. It was a funny event but I'm glad that it only happened once. Dario

858 - "Never interrupt when your mother is on the phone" is null and void if the kitchen trash bin is on fire.
859 - Covering yourself with tar does not negate punishment; it just delays it.
860 - Spraypainting your new baby brother's buggy with grey paint, greasing the wheels, and shoving it out into the street will NOT be seen as humorous, no matter HOW big you smile.

"Keep out of reach of children" is simply another way to encourage climbing.
"Unbreakable" is a challenge not a products level of structural integrity.

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"I don't know" is never an acceptable answer.