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#153023 - 04/27/07 09:13 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: shadowkid]
Jarrad Offline
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Registered: 10/27/06
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shadow, i still have a scar on my knee from that one. but i wasnt as bold as you. i just jumped off the sandbox.


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#153024 - 04/27/07 09:35 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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45. Mom can always tell when you've had icecream in the school, your shirt always does give away the secret.

46. Black leather shoes are not meant for playing football in the rains, they make that froggy sound while walking back from the school, and smell funny afterwards.

47. It is not good idea to pick your nose in public, though grown ups never care themselves.

48. You are not supposed to laugh when an old uncle farts, in public.

49. Help your elder brother select his clothes, afterall they are gonna come to you.

50. Never tell mom, why dad forgot to bring all the stuff she asked for, from the market. She would never know that he went there.

51. Always take care while zipping up.

52. Never hope that you can fart quietly this time.

53. When you gotta go, you better go.

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#153025 - 04/27/07 09:40 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Morning Star]
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Loc: Toronto
If you pee on radiators, it REALLY smells when they come on.

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When you go up to the bell, ring it! Or don't go up to the bell.

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#153027 - 04/27/07 09:41 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Morning Star]
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54. The answer to the "I wonder if it will hurt if...." questions is always "YES!"

55. If you don't know what a word means, don't ask in front of company.

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Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go walking my freedom highway.
Nobody living can make me turn back:
This land was made for you and me.
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#153030 - 04/27/07 09:57 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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56. When you gotta go, you better hurry up.

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#153040 - 04/27/07 10:31 AM Re: Things boys discover [Re: Morning Star]
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Originally Posted By: Morning Star
52. Never hope that you can fart quietly this time.


...especially not in church.

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#153068 - 04/27/07 12:11 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: shadowkid]
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Registered: 07/06/04
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Loc: Stuck between water, air, and ...
Quote:
A car hit by peas from a peashooter can stop in 2.1 seconds


By that time the boy is clean away

ste


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#153070 - 04/27/07 12:19 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: reality2k4]
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Registered: 03/24/07
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Loc: Boulder, Colorado
Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! Was feeling very low this morning, and this made me smile.

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#153072 - 04/27/07 12:21 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: reality2k4]
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Originally Posted By: reality2k4
By that time the boy is clean away


That's what we hoped!!!! But we were hiding under an empty box that my grandmother's new washing machine had been delivered in. We just turned it over upside down on top of ourselves, and poked a few holes so we could see passing cars and stick our peashooters out. When the car stopped, we were trapped under a heavy box!

Much sudden claustrophobia,
Larry

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Nobody living can make me turn back:
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#153076 - 04/27/07 12:58 PM Re: Things boys discover [Re: roadrunner]
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53. If you say "HEY...watch this!!" bad things are about to happen.

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